I find it self-deprecating when people don’t capitalize their own names especially.

What is the limit to plastic bags (ghetto luggage) on public transport?

In nyc you don’t get up for pregnancy unless she’s crowning! Meow.

Chewing gum mitigated annoying cough;no swine flu here one hopes.

Coughing up lung on BART=embarrassing,but someone smokes or woman’s bouquet=allergenically lethal.

Ask me how to guarantee lifetime email address.

Proud to have same email, website and phone# for over 12 years.

Updates probably get buried when I send them too close together, huh?

I have otherwise smart friends who use replies for texting back instead of saving numbers in phone!

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