I try to be straightforwardly enigmatic.

Shouldn’t staycation be fauxcation?

Lotsafur @ bearbucks ! Woof.

Having dinner in the Castro with friend & then back to East Bay.

Dinner with family in Danville tonight.

Note to self: Pork buns taste better with paper removed from bottom.

Hoping not to get fined for confusing recycling can instructions.

Are all pork buns in SF bread-y-er than NY? Double entendre anyone?

Ping.fm truncates status updates. I want my $ back!